| If i should ever be reborn as a yummy animal to be eaten like a cow or pig, i would prefer to be cooked well. Imagine the waste of not only being an animal getting killed to be eaten, but to be wasted on a bad dish and then thrown away! |
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| Walking down 34th st. the other day, i spotted a middle aged blond woman sporting very questionable bright shiney metallic gold tights. With an extra wide rear bespeckled with dimples, you can't help but cringe. It might not have been so bad if she wore a long shirt or perhaps even a skirt to cover up the cheese-like crack. But alas, she rocked a thin white wifebeater with a big matching gold belt and fuzzy 6" platform leopard print sandles. She should have been a milf. |
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| After all this time, i figured i should come back and write something poignant and insightful. But you know what? I've got nothing to say right now except, I really gotta get started on my freakin' wedding plans. hahaha |
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| I'm getting uncomfortably squishy. I need to go on a diet X_x |
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| I think it might be time for a new adventure. |
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